State Court Solomonic Sagicity, Part II.

Our favorite state court judge is at it again. In a case I'm not handling here's his latest:

"PLAINTIFF MADE THE CHOICE TO FILE A SUIT IN ORANGE COUNTY AND SUBJECT THEMSELVES [sic] TO THIS COURT’S JURISDICTION AND RECEIVE THE BENEFITS OF THIS JURISDICTION THEY [sic] SHOULD ALSO BE WILLING TO ABIDE BY THE REALITIES OF THEIR [sic] CHOICE.

MAYBE PLAINTIFFS [sic] HAVE SEEN 'THE REAL WIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY' ON BRAVO AND WOULD PREFER OMAHA TO THE MATERIALISTIC, SELF-CONSUMED, PEOPLE OF ORANGE COUNTY." (bolding supplied; capitalization in original.)