In church today, a pastor told a story about a castaway.
After being marooned on a deserted island, the gentleman was rescued.
His rescuers found him alone but with three tents on the isle.
"What's the first tent for?", they asked the castaway.
He replied: "It was my house--I slept there."
They then asked, "What's the second tent for?"
He answered, "It's God's house--I worshipped there."
They finally asked, "What's the third tent for?"
"It was my former church."
A church split on an island of one.