"Are You Ok, Counsel?"
As I approached counsel's table today, I observed a large wad of toilet paper dangling from my worthy opponent's mouth.
The judge noticed too.
Judge: "Are you ok, counsel?"
Counsel: "Yes, Your Honor. I cut my lip on the way into the courthouse, and it's been bleeding for the past hour."
Judge: "If there's anything we can do, please let us know."
Counsel: "Well, your bailiff gave me a band-aid which has helped. I guess the joke of the day is that an unhappy client did this to me."
Judge: "That's been known to happen in this courthouse."