Smarter Than Einstein.

A student came up to me after my law school class and said, "You must be smarter than Einstein."

I thanked him for the compliment.

He then explained: "Only three people in the world understood what Einstein was talking about.

"And no one understands what you are talking about."

(Modified from Dr. Norm Geisler's speech given on September 6, 2009; i.e. farcical, but still funny.)