State Court Solomonic Sagacity, Part III.

A tentative ruling in someone else's case:

"COME ON FOLKS! THIS IS NOT FAMILY LAW. RESOLVE THIS LIKE GROWNUPS AND THAT ALSO APPLIES TO COUNSEL. IF YOU CAN’T WE WILL PICK A DATE ON TUESDAY TO TAKE TESTIMONY AND I WILL DECIDE WHO IS LYING." (capitalization in original.)